Johnny Brennan will make a custom CD (or will e-mail you an MP3; your choice) made to your specifications. Johnny does your message in a recording studio to where it is then sent out for you to enjoy.

Perfect for answering machine messages, a surprise for a friend, or if you want to break some balls at your friend's wedding; choose which character(s) you want and what you want them to say (or let Johnny do the improvising). Just try to keep it under 2 minutes, silly ass!